Monday, March 21, 2011

I don't understand NYC laws (Greek Mike)


Recently the City Council of New York passed a law prohibiting smoking in public areas and public parks due to "health concerns". First of all, I do understand the intention of this law. It is to promote a healthy lifestyle in the city and minimize air pollution.

My friends, the path to hell is lined by good intentions. Now, consider this.....obesity is a HUGE problem in these United States (pun intended). I, myself, am considered obese (I like beer, I like donuts and Homer Simpson is my role model) and obesity is a far greater health risk than smoking. If NYC (especially mayor Bloomberg) is truly concerned with public health, why not tax the obese? Or better yet, prevent obese people from ordered out? or even eating? Seems obscene and offensive? Well, it won't end there porky!

Consider this.... if you are in a closed space for a half hour with your car running, you die. If you are in a closed space for a half hour with cigar/cigarette smoke, your clothes and hair smell. Which emissions are more toxic? So if the city of New York is TRULY concerned with public health, they should also pass a law prohibiting any car that has an exhaust from driving near public parks. Ridiculous? Absolutely!

The true culprit.... Mister Softee ice cream trucks. These are not only bad for the environment (gas-guzzling, toxic emission spewing carriers of delicious frozen treats), but they ALSO encourage obesity! Do not target the cigar smokers off in the corner of the park who are merely enjoying an afternoon smoke, target these diabetes-peddlers!

Seems ridiculous? It is. Smokers are denied basic rights due to strict and absurd laws. Laws passed by out of touch politicians. The fact that this law was passed in NYC (but the police will not enforce it) is a sign of the times... a scary sign. Remember, Hitler was a non-smoker....and he was defeated by three smokers (Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin).

"A man with no vices, has even fewer virtues."-Honest Abe Lincoln.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Oliva Serie O (Greek Mike)


Brand: Oliva

Line: Serie O

Length x Ring Gauge: Perfecto 5 x 55

Country of Origin: Nicaragua (filler, binder AND wrapper)

Strength: Medium

Date: March 18, 2011

Notes: Another beautiful day in Queens, NY and another beautiful cigar. the Oliva Serie O stands for "original blend". The aroma is great (as in a typical Nicaraguan puro) and I would consider this cigar to have a well-rounded body and aroma. The wrapper was silky smooth. My one and only gripe with this cigar was the finish. It was very hot (and not in a sexy way), which did put a damper on the overall smoke.

I read that Cigar Aficionado gave this brand a "92". I would be wary of cigar rankings from that magazine. It is known that the more money a company spends on advertising, the higher they rate their cigar. I would read that magazine to see what is new and also compare some notes. I admit that sometimes I do not taste hints of cocoa, or pepper or raw cow hide (read: leathers) in cigars, but I love their feature articles and sometimes they peak my curiosity to check out new brands.

I tried this cigar with a nice Spanish Tempranillo Cabernet Sauvignon (2008 Volteo). Surprisingly the cigar brought out the nuances of the wine. I know my friends will make fun of me for saying this, but the cigar brought out an almost berry taste in the wine.

As far as cigars go, its a decent cigar. I would definitely smoke it again, but given the choice, I would go for an Joya de Nicaragua instead (again, due to the very hot last third of the cigar).

Overall: 7 out of 10 (gets uncomfortably hot towards the end).

Astral Talanga Valley Selection (Greek Mike)


Brand: Astral

Line: Talanga Valley Selection

Length x Ring Gauge: Corona Gorda 6 x 50

Country of Origin: Honduras (Filler: Honduras; Binder: Honduras; Wrapper: Honduras)

Strength: Full

Date: March 17, 2011

Notes: Top o' the evening to ya! This St. Patty's Day, we were lucky to have very beautiful weather in NYC. It was in the 60s, and I was sitting out on my porch gazing into the traffic at a distance, smoking one of my most beloved cigars, the Astral Talanga Valley Selection. This full bodied, well constructed (with some impressive white ash), spicy cigar is the premium line among Astrals. Complimented with a very excellent beer (Trois Pistoles, courtesy of my better half), the smoke was smooth, savory and gave a little kick in the end.

This Honduran puro was very enjoyable. As a matter of fact, during my years of smoking this brand, I have yet to come across one that has been poorly constructed. The draw was perfect, the bouquet wonderful (although I am very much against smoking indoors, as a bouquet aroma can end up smelling like ass within 24 hours).

Another interesting quality is the ability to age this cigar. They are perfectly fine smoking them right out of the box, but if you age them, the taste does matures with complexity over time. Having smoked one that was aged for 2 years, I can tell you that there were many complex notes. I would prefer this cigar over many cubans, and even some other "premium" cigars. Astrals are usually on the low-end among cigar brands, but this line really stands out for its quality and taste. It is also reasonably priced.

To compliment this cigar, I would recommend a full bodied beer. Normally I would not recommend a strong beer with a strong cigar as the tastes would get masked, not so in this case. Trois Pistoles is comparable to a Chimay Blue and it really brought out the taste in the Astral. A nut brown ale, or even porter beers would also go well.

Overall: 9 out of 10

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

5 Vegas Gold (Greek Mike)


5 Vegas Gold

Country of Origin: Honduras (Wrapper: Ecuador, Connecticut; Binder: Honduras; Filler: Nicaragua, Honduras).

Size: Churchill, 7 x 50

Date: 3/8/2011
Notes:
This cigar is considered a mild, everyday cigar. Mild to medium bodied, but also reasonably priced. I think out of all the "Gold" cigars I have tried (CAO Gold, Macanudo Gold), this one gives you the best smoke for your dollar. I drove up to Porterhouse in White Plains (on Mamaroneck Avenue, a vast selection of beers and some pretty tasty food too). They are somewhat cigar-friendly (you can still smoke on their patio which is dotted by heating lamps), and met up with a dear friend. We drank some Paulaner Hefeweisens and enjoyed the 5 Vegas Gold. This is definitely a beer cigar. The Hefeweisen is also not a heavy beer, which complimented the cigar nicely.

Well constructed, good draw and mild taste, but considering the price, I would prefer this cigar over the CAO and Macanudo versions.

Overall: 7/10 (a nice afternoon cigar)

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Cohiba Siglo I (Greek Mike)


Cohiba Siglo I

Country of Origin: Cuba (Filler, Binder and Wrapper: Cuba).

Size: Petit Corona, 4" x 40
Date: 3/6/2011

Notes: The Cuban Cohiba, once the treasured private cigar of Fidel Castro himself is one of the jewels in the pantheon of great cigars. The siglo I is a spicy firecracker, but drawbacks include the hit or miss construction (see previous reviews), and the cigar gets extremely hot towards the end (i.e. the last third of the smokable portion). The cigar starts off smooth and spicy, but due to its size and draw can end very hot and almost ashy.
Cohibas can age very well in the humidor (I prefer to keep the humidity a little above 70 because I like my cigars to be a little moist). Aging a Cohiba Siglo I (at least 6 months) significantly eases the heat from the last third and hence prevents that ash-like aftertaste.

Overall: 7/10 (not aged), 8/10 (aged)

Saturday, March 5, 2011

CAO L'Anniversaire (Greek Mike)


CAO L'Anniversaire Cameroon Belicoso

Date: 3/5/2011

Country of Origin: Nicaragua (Filler: Nicaragua; Binder: Nicaragua; Wrapper: Cameroon).

Size: Torpedo (that's what she said), 6" x 54

I am a huge fan of CAO cigars. I would buy CAO Cameroon, Maduro, Extreme, Gold by the boxes. They are mighty tasty smokes with consistent construction. However, since the popularity of Sopranos took hold, I found the CAOs to be too commercial with too different many lines. Then came the Italias, the Brazilias and even Americanas (I am wondering if they will follow with the Libyanas, EUanas and the Syrianas). The puro, the taste, the plume, the richness of the aroma drew me to the C.A.O., but unfortunately the commercialism (which was followed by the increase in price) pushed me away.

This cigar (L' Anniversaire) is a medium bodied smoke ideal for the spring time. I always drank a Cabernet with this cigar. I feel a beer would ruin the taste and a scotch would mask it. The red wine brings out the flavor (a great compliment) and according to theories in medical physiology, rich nicotine from a Nicaraguan cigar (a fine one from CAO) + a nice Cabernet = happy panda.

Overall: 8/10 (its medium bodied, flavorful and really compliments a nice cabernet).

However, if price is an issue, and you want something similar, I would recommend Joya de Nicaragua.

Another line from the marketing geniuses of CAO:

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Excalibur 1066 Lancelot {Greek Mike}


Brand: Excalibur 1066 Lancelot

Length x Ring Gauge: 7.25” x 54

Country of Origin: Honduras (Wrapper: Cameroon; Filler: Honduras, Nicaragua, Dominican; Binder: USA Broadlead)

Strength: full bodied

Date: May, 2001

Notes: During the twilight of my tenure as an undergraduate at Cornell, I was sitting outside McGraw Tower overlooking the slope with two of my closest friends, and beloved cigar chums. On that particularly humid day, we lit some Excalibur cigars while contemplating the past four years, and discussing plans for the summer and post graduation. The smooth taste and pleasant plume of the cigar added to the ambiance. Our conversation eventually involved the arts (these conversations are a plate of intellectual hors d'oeuvres, a little bit of everything). Allow me to paraphrase:
I am a proud patron of the arts.
Dude, I do not think strip clubs count.
Of course they do! Ballet, interpretative, pole…. Dancing is dancing.

Because of this conversation, whenever I smoke Excaliburs, I always ponder whether the NYC Ballet would ever consider pole dancing.

OK, so back to the cigar. The draw on the cigar was even, with a nice taste. It’s a versatile, spicy cigar. I say versatile because it goes well with a nice Scotch, a cold beer or a pinot nior (a heavier wine would mask the taste). The plume is rich and thick. I would recommend this cigar on a warm summer evening (probably talking about the arts).

Overall: 8 / 10
{Greek Mike}